R2 Vacuum (via T-Shirt Bordello)

Eat your heart out James Dyson, your colorful vacuum cleaners from the future have nothing on the R2 Vacuum from T-Shirt Bordello. I'd trade my roomba in for on of these in a second.

Sore Thumbs (via Woot)

Relive the painful memory of your "Sports Injury" with the Sore Thumbs t-shirt from Woot. If you can name more than 17 of these, you sir, are my better. At least with the upcoming "Project Natal", sore thumbs will be a thing of the past.

Rock Paper METAL (via Retro Plus)

It's the best two out of three with the Rock Paper METAL t-shirt from Retro Plus. A thrashin' tee design, but the game is no fun, 'cause Metal just beats everything. At least this game is still fun.

Evil Comes In All Sizes (via Teepay)

Teepay brings us proof that at least one person remembers Cloverfield with the Evil Comes In All Sizes t-shirt. It's not quite as elaborate as a chopshop collection tee, but the naming all the monsters on the shirt game still applies. Even though he's not the biggest, my money would still be on Godzilla.

Angry Robot (via Hoot Apparel)

You can look forward to a disgruntling future with the Angry Robot from Hoot Apparel. With the prices of robot oil these days, why wouldn't he be angry? Available on two colors complete with a pleasant pixelated font.

Lunch Break (via Made With Awesome)

Even monsters need a Lunch Break. This Tokyo Toppling design is brought to you by the good folks at Made With Awesome. I don't know if Gozilla should be eating instant ramen -- at 55 years old, he should watch his sodium intake.

Teddicide (via Homebrewed Tees)

Enter the disturbingly cuddly Teddicide design from Homebrewed Tees (Another well done spreadshirt shop.) The other teddy bears probably regret not inviting him to that picnic.

Meteor Shower (via Rethink Clothing)

The award for best t-shirt based on a bad pun goes to the Meteor Shower tee from Rethink Clothing. love that the design starts on the shoulder, and splats across the torso. The design also gets the award for being a purple shirt you might actually want to wear.