Last week, t-shirt connoisseur &
Last Exit to Nowhere (A great
film t-shirt shop!) challenged you to send in your ideas for the
best film never made to win 1 of 5 free movie t-shirts. Thanks for all your entries, they were great! Here were the five winning film ideas:
1) Title: PEEPS: THE MOVIE (Directed by Michael Bay)
When the yearly harvest of the Peeps start, young Peep Walt is separated from his father and--KABOOOOOOOM! Elsewhere, the evil CEO of Candy Empire is looking over the new Peeps harvest and--BOOOOMBOOOOOMBOOOOOOOM! Meanwhile, in the small rebel holdout of Marshmallow Forrest the--SHAKALAKAKABOOOOOOM! Will young Walt every--BIBBYBOOOOOM! Who will stop the CEO and bring--RUMRUMRUMMMMBBLBLBLBLSHACKAKAAAPOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
2) Title: Lucky Charms - The Movie
"This Summer, Get Lucky"
3) Title: Quiche vs Tart
'A Culinary Collision of epic (Pro)Portions'
4) Title: Ferris Bueller's Night Out
Five years after the great Day Off, Ferris -about to marry Sloan - has one more night out of fun with Cameron, while Sloan wonders what he's up to and whether he'll make it home in time for the wedding.
5) Title: I Want To Be A Machine - In the final war between mankind and machines, one man must fight for his mind.
Set in a future dystopia where, following a devastating world war with machines, all technology is outlawed and the sentence for building anything more complex than a typewriter is death. In a land where radiation sickness is poisoning the remaining population, one man discovers an abandoned cybernetics laboratory and embarks on an experiment to replace his organs and limbs with bionic parts to stay alive. As he becomes a human/machine hybrid the computer's artificial intelligence starts to take over, forcing him to commit horrendous acts of terrorism against mankind. The scene is set for a final struggle between man and machine.
If you wrote one of the above ideas, expect to be contacted by
Last Exit to Nowhere soon to get your shipping info & prize choice. If you wanted to send in a picture of you sporting your new tee, that would be great too!
Why not end the summer with a camping trip complete with a Marshmallow Roast? This is probably the least offensive t-shirt from T-Shirt Hell. This bizzaro-world, killer-mallow design is available to be customized on the shirt of your choice, and printed for delivery. I hear humans go well between graham crackers with chocolate. Mmmmmm, chocolate.
What would Johnny 5 do? If I remember correctly, he would go around being generally awesome. Take your ethical cues from a classic robot film star with the WWJ5D t-shirt design from Kosher Ham. Number 5 is alive, indeed.
Enjoy the spoils of peace with the Make Cupcakes Not War t-shirt from Johnny Cupcakes. Only a rare and special text based tee shirt makes the cut to be posted on t-shirt connoisseur, but this one is too tasty to pass up -- and it certainly doesn't hurt that the design includes snacks.
From Amorphia Apparel comes a new lineup of t-shirts featuring the hair of famous people: Hirsute History. Hirsute, of course, meaning pertaining to hair -- if you said you didn't have to look that up, you sir, are a liar. I wouldn't mind rocking this Albert Einstein design myself. To celebrate the opening, there's a 10% off with the coupon code "HIRSUTE" until Saturday.
Last week, t-shirt connoisseur & Last Exit to Nowhere (A great film t-shirt shop!) challenged you to send in your ideas for the best film never made to win 1 of 5 free movie t-shirts. Thanks for all your entries, they were great! Here were the five winning film ideas:
Greetings, Comrades! Get Siberian Cool with the Hammer and Popsicle tee over at 6 Dollar Shirts. A delicious play on words, and at a price you can expect from a store called 6 Dollar Shirts.
One step up from competitive armadillo punting: Pangolin Bowling from Mingled. Another great spreadshirt shop, Mingled offers this design in many different bright combinations. They're cute, no?
While supplies last @ Think Geek you can get a free 10 year Awesomeversary "Thanks For The Brains" t-shirt with a purchase of $10 or more. We've tried not to make t-shirt connoisseur too geek tee heavy, but TG t-shirts are always too great to pass over. Timmy the monkey there sure does like his brains -- I've never seen a zombie double fisting before.
t-shirt connoisseur is teaming up with Last Exit to Nowhere (from the silver screen to the silk screen - killer film t-shirts!) for a tee giveaway! 
BELIEVE with the CropPixels tee design by TokyoGoGo from Springleap. This great design features a fish-eye lens view our familiar space invader friend on an alien complexion grey t-shirt. I bet the whole thing is just an 8-bit hoaxes anyway.
I didn't know Iwo Jima even had Pandas. La Fraise brings us the Flags of their Fathers tee design, which is just oozing with cute (although, to be fair, it's hard not to when using panda based designs) In any case, I fully support the designs featuring historic moments using animals -- in fact, I would love to see Custer's last stand re-enacted with emus (although I don't expect to see that one on a t-shirt any time soon.)
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