Destroy all humans with the Krush Bot tee from Zero Boutique. Not actually for sale in red, but that was the best pic, not featuring the shop's usual suicide-girl-esque models (you can go anywhere on the Internet for that stuff, but you're here for t-shirts.) That's just red koolaid squirting out of his zertainium fist....right?
Collect traffic violations withthe Speeder tee from Look At Me Shirts. I can only imagine (hope?) that the police cruiser is full of ewoks.
Look out, Radioactive Man! This tee shirt is one of several designs inspired by "The Simpsons" over at Unreal Cotton. The shop features t-shirts from imaginary places (the t-shirts themselves are real though, I assure you.)
Attack of the giant crab monsters! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Oh, the humanity! etc. Seafood has never been more exciting than the CRAB! tee from Psycho Reindeer. Note to self: find more giant monster t-shirts.
Show utter contempt for your fans with the Rock On tee over at tfuse. Tfuse is a community where you can submit & vote on t-shirt designs, so they are always worth a re-visit to see the regularly updated new designs. The site mostly features splashy & edgy designs like the one above -- adding nicely to t-shirt connoisseur's collection of rock tees & silhouette tees.
Submitted for your approval: Two Dinosaurs Caught in a Chinese Finger Trap @ Threadless.What did you expect from a beast with a brain the size of a banana? Possible alternate name: Prehistoric Predicament.
Get your Pete Townshend windmill on with the da Vinci Rock Man tee from Headline Shirts. The design uses the guitar cleverly and conveniently makes the shirt rated G. From site: "We knew that da Vinci conceived ideas vastly ahead of his own time, including helicopters, tanks, calculators, solar power, and even the theory of plate tectonics," said da Vinci biographer Irwin Nicholl. "But who knew that list also included cellular phones, hair-metal rock ballads and the Rotisserie Barbeque Platinum 5000 series?"
Modern Science will save the world or kill us all, says Kindercore. A better part of a century with nuclear weapons hasn't done us in yet, so my money's on salvation, and not destruction. *Crosses Fingers*
Lament your lack of feed subscribers with the Blog Burner t-shirt by Rizzo Tees. What is a web feed you say? In case your new to the whole interwebs thing, a feed is a way to automatically send out new posts and content from a provider -- it's way to bring web content you enjoy to you, rather than actively surfing for it (you lazy sod.) Coincidentally, you can sign up for the t-shirt connoisseur feed right here.
I half expected a human brain being dangled from a stick on the Eternal Exercise t-shirt from Glennz Tees. Note to self, post more zombie tees.
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