Monday, August 17, 2009

Last Exit to Nowhere Contest Results (A Winner is You?)

Fictional Film Locations T-ShirtsLast week, t-shirt connoisseur & Last Exit to Nowhere (A great film t-shirt shop!) challenged you to send in your ideas for the best film never made to win 1 of 5 free movie t-shirts. Thanks for all your entries, they were great! Here were the five winning film ideas:

1) Title: PEEPS: THE MOVIE (Directed by Michael Bay)

When the yearly harvest of the Peeps start, young Peep Walt is separated from his father and--KABOOOOOOOM! Elsewhere, the evil CEO of Candy Empire is looking over the new Peeps harvest and--BOOOOMBOOOOOMBOOOOOOOM! Meanwhile, in the small rebel holdout of Marshmallow Forrest the--SHAKALAKAKABOOOOOOM! Will young Walt every--BIBBYBOOOOOM! Who will stop the CEO and bring--RUMRUMRUMMMMBBLBLBLBLSHACKAKAAAPOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

2) Title: Lucky Charms - The Movie

"This Summer, Get Lucky"

3) Title: Quiche vs Tart

'A Culinary Collision of epic (Pro)Portions'

4) Title: Ferris Bueller's Night Out

Five years after the great Day Off, Ferris -about to marry Sloan - has one more night out of fun with Cameron, while Sloan wonders what he's up to and whether he'll make it home in time for the wedding.

5) Title: I Want To Be A Machine - In the final war between mankind and machines, one man must fight for his mind.

Set in a future dystopia where, following a devastating world war with machines, all technology is outlawed and the sentence for building anything more complex than a typewriter is death. In a land where radiation sickness is poisoning the remaining population, one man discovers an abandoned cybernetics laboratory and embarks on an experiment to replace his organs and limbs with bionic parts to stay alive. As he becomes a human/machine hybrid the computer's artificial intelligence starts to take over, forcing him to commit horrendous acts of terrorism against mankind. The scene is set for a final struggle between man and machine.


If you wrote one of the above ideas, expect to be contacted by Last Exit to Nowhere soon to get your shipping info & prize choice. If you wanted to send in a picture of you sporting your new tee, that would be great too!

3 comments:

Rob said...

Yay! Thanks for running this contest. It was a tough decision to pick only one shirt. It came down to Cahulawassee River Expeditions and The Slaughtered Lamb, but my close proximity to the state of Georgia ultimately sealed the deal in favor of the Deliverance shirt.

Wait, does this mean I owe Michael Bay a solid? F#$&!

ph0enix1211 said...

No. Nobody owes Michael Bay a solid. Ever.

Martin said...

Thanks for picking my idea! I look forward to receiving my T-shirt soon.

Perhaps someone (preferably not Michael Bay) will make 'I Want To Be A Machine' one day.