JPRG (via Publik)

The iconic (not to mention often parodied, copied, and bootlegged) JPRG t-shirt design (along with other Jet Set Experimental originals) has been re-issued at Publik starting this January. Wait? It's fifty dollars? Maybe i'll just go make my own unrelated 4-line, Helvetica text tee.

Ingredients (via MySoti)

Seriously? We have Tungsten in us? That`s just bizarre. Learn more about the cornucopia of chemicals inside of you with the Ingredients t-shirt by Roper at MySoti. I think the designer got lazy around the Niobium mark and started making up names.

Bottle Rocket Frog (via Rhetoric)

Relive summer days of yore with the Bottle Rocket Frog t-shirt from Rhetoric. I really hope the bottle rockets look as real on the print as they do in the picture! (if you already own this design, feel free to let us all know in the comments.) Don't feel bad for the green guy on the front, his sacrifice will be in the name of science.

Special Feature (Halloween T-shirts)

It's that spooky time of year, and t-shirt connoisseur is celebrating with a small collection of Halloween tees:

Frankie Says Relax @ Regal Clothing

Blood Drive Vampires @ Snorg Tees

I Heart Zombies @ T-shirt Bordello

Splatter Skull @ VanRockn

This Is How The World Ends @ Threadless

We All Fall Down (via Fullbleed)

Does the We All Fall Down t-shirt from Fullbleed remind anyone else of the Children of the Atom cult from Fallout 3?* How about Beneath the Planet of the Apes? Even without any pop-culture references, this is an wicked tee.

*Did anyone not blow up Megaton to kingdom come??

Plumber vs. Zombies (via 6 Dollar Shirts)

Fend off hordes of undead puppets in classic video game style with the Plumber vs. Zombies tee by 6 Dollar Shirts. Mario's already a pro at the aim for the head thing, but these guys look a little meaner than ole' Dry Bones.

R2 Vacuum (via T-Shirt Bordello)

Eat your heart out James Dyson, your colorful vacuum cleaners from the future have nothing on the R2 Vacuum from T-Shirt Bordello. I'd trade my roomba in for on of these in a second.

Sore Thumbs (via Woot)

Relive the painful memory of your "Sports Injury" with the Sore Thumbs t-shirt from Woot. If you can name more than 17 of these, you sir, are my better. At least with the upcoming "Project Natal", sore thumbs will be a thing of the past.

Rock Paper METAL (via Retro Plus)

It's the best two out of three with the Rock Paper METAL t-shirt from Retro Plus. A thrashin' tee design, but the game is no fun, 'cause Metal just beats everything. At least this game is still fun.

Evil Comes In All Sizes (via Teepay)

Teepay brings us proof that at least one person remembers Cloverfield with the Evil Comes In All Sizes t-shirt. It's not quite as elaborate as a chopshop collection tee, but the naming all the monsters on the shirt game still applies. Even though he's not the biggest, my money would still be on Godzilla.

Angry Robot (via Hoot Apparel)

You can look forward to a disgruntling future with the Angry Robot from Hoot Apparel. With the prices of robot oil these days, why wouldn't he be angry? Available on two colors complete with a pleasant pixelated font.

Lunch Break (via Made With Awesome)

Even monsters need a Lunch Break. This Tokyo Toppling design is brought to you by the good folks at Made With Awesome. I don't know if Gozilla should be eating instant ramen -- at 55 years old, he should watch his sodium intake.

Teddicide (via Homebrewed Tees)

Enter the disturbingly cuddly Teddicide design from Homebrewed Tees (Another well done spreadshirt shop.) The other teddy bears probably regret not inviting him to that picnic.

Meteor Shower (via Rethink Clothing)

The award for best t-shirt based on a bad pun goes to the Meteor Shower tee from Rethink Clothing. love that the design starts on the shoulder, and splats across the torso. The design also gets the award for being a purple shirt you might actually want to wear.

Marshmallow Roast (via T-Shirt Hell)

Why not end the summer with a camping trip complete with a Marshmallow Roast? This is probably the least offensive t-shirt from T-Shirt Hell. This bizzaro-world, killer-mallow design is available to be customized on the shirt of your choice, and printed for delivery. I hear humans go well between graham crackers with chocolate. Mmmmmm, chocolate.

(I wonder if he's realted to this guy?)

WWJ5D (via Kosher Ham)

What would Johnny 5 do? If I remember correctly, he would go around being generally awesome. Take your ethical cues from a classic robot film star with the WWJ5D t-shirt design from Kosher Ham. Number 5 is alive, indeed.

Make Cupcakes Not War (via Johnny Cupcakes)

Enjoy the spoils of peace with the Make Cupcakes Not War t-shirt from Johnny Cupcakes. Only a rare and special text based tee shirt makes the cut to be posted on t-shirt connoisseur, but this one is too tasty to pass up -- and it certainly doesn't hurt that the design includes snacks.